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except of course for the windex bottle even if you cleaned it 100 times there would still be residue mixed with the plastic container.
and then when you add your drink. the extra windex soap thing goes off the plastic and INTO YOUR DRINK.
So the only time that would be a good idea is if you could contact a company who makes the bottles if you could buy a bottle BEFORE the put the stuff in it.

lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

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i want that shirt.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)

sarcasticphan:

hello! so.. my friend is trying his best to recover from self harm. and me and a close group of friends are trying our best to look out for him and to try to get him to stop.
what i would like to do for him is present him with a full bag of people who care for him, people that want him to stay strong and stop self harm. he’s trying his best, he just needs care and support.
every person that reblogs this will have their url put in this bag and i’m aiming for it to be filled up till the end of the summer when i give it to him. whenever he’s sad and feels in need of comfort, he will pull out a url and message you, thanking you. ^-^

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

wow.. this is.. this is like when people without logic and common sense get to rule things..
"i know your dog is specially trained for you to help you and i know you kinda cant be without it but.. no you cant bring it to school. sorry. oh.. and we also dont have enough money for you to get your own teacher to take care of you. so youll just have to wipe your autism away and magically get fixed."

smh

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toxicteardrops:

l-ovelynialler:

from left to right;

I am afraid to hold my boyfriend’s hand.

My friend’s parents sent her away.

I found death threats in my locker.

I submitted to electroshock therapy.

I lost half my friends after coming out.

My grandmother sends me hate mail.

My school won’t let me take my date to prom.

I am not here anymore.

My dad tried to beat it out of me.

No one is proud of me.

This showed up on my blog again. Forever reblog.

The “I am not here anymore.” 

Oh my. This hit hard.

i don’t even care that this isn’t black and white.
read this

(Source: lui19h)

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