The face your kitten makes after you rescue him from an alley downtown.
I’m gonna cry now
cuz his face
it’s like ‘thank you i was so scared’
; ^ ;
he has CAT TEARS.
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system.
Every time someone throws something away take it out in it’s own bag and then rebag the trashcan.
mom:” damn i need the house cleaned but im too lazy to… oh wait a minute! yes! brilliant!”
Whenever she wants the house cleaned just ground the kid.
today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information
Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?
Well thats what girls do
murder, picnic at the graveyard.
Best host ever!!
I couldn’t help it 😂
My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.
Dude I want this sitcom
is generally just really excited about dragons
The Sims Tumblr Posts
DON’T DO IT.